Please sons and daughters ask away ;)
You're favorite father who had multiple relationships with several woman ;)
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Why did you die?
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Are you black?
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Where do babies come from?
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Why are you alive?
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Are you darth vader?
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If you're my father, when's your birthday?
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I'm adopted!?
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seeking child support from my errant father. I'm 46 now, so that's a bunch. will be over shortly to collect. how are you today?
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 10/31/2014 8:42:56 PMDo you want anything for Christmas papa? How about a bag of these nuts? :)
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Where you been the last 26 years
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How did you beat that dog over the fence?
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Youre*
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Where you been the last 26 years
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Why did you -blam!- my mother?
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Coraaaaaaaal! Nooooooo!
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Why do I look so much like uncle Charlie and not you?
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Why did you leave me?
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I woke up, drenched in swot.. My mom is dad
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I accidently broke your car ... [spoiler]It wasn't me I swear![/spoiler]
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Edited by DesticularCancer: 10/31/2014 6:23:57 AMHi my name is Luke about 20 years ago you spent some time with my mother during your time with jedi......
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Are you Drug free & out of Jail yet?
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I don't have to listen to you, mom's new boyfriend is way cooler anyway we go to baseball games and he actually shows up to my soccer practice.
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Why did you have to smash my copy of Destiny and beat me with it?
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How many times did you have to grind mom's vault before you got a loot drop?
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Do you have cookies?
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Did it hurt? When mom fell from the moon?