These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!"
The other replies "Fück yeah I will!"
The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?"
The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly
The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy.
He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!"
The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!"
The first kid is furious and his dick explodes.
A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled.
Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.
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[quote]These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.[/quote]
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[quote][quote]These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.[/quote][/quote]