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Discuss all things Destiny.
Edited by Beevan: 10/30/2014 10:41:31 AM
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The Deej Below

I agree with the minority here. We should thank bungie for creating this game for the fans. Give thanks to them for signing a deal with a company that knowingly would cripple them and make them release a $60 game that has less content than some games I can download on my iPhone as cheap as 3 bucks with no micro transactions. However they may become repetitive on a mobile device, have you seen candy crush? Like 4 different variants to gameplay but it sells. This is why there is essentially only 4 different variations to patrol missions and a bounty asking to complete 6. Because they understand repetition is Actually I don't care. You don't care. Our minds are spacey. So let's explore! "Only space you can explore in destiny! Right guys?!" Yes voice in my head Now I'll just come out with it, grand theft auto vice city is on iOS now for $3. Controls are probably weird cause it's like a touch screen and junk but its all society ever wanted, a simple pocket size device you can whip out anywhere and kill hookers. Well aside from guns n' shit. Knives may be hazardous too. What I'm saying is stop killing real hookers. Without hookers how would we catch fish? Oldest profession in the world you know. Or is that being a hooker? I mean girls gotta eat, how could she eat without income at the dawning of professions? I mean she couldn't be a fisherman, there's problem A. And second the saying goes "give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime" Nowhere in that EULA did it talk about women fishing or the man sharing with a women "But promises are always broken. It's their, shall I say destiny?!" Voice, hush. We're trying to make people second guess why they're even reading this still. Especially here where I'm essentially time traveling and talking directly to john in the past before he's even seen this. And now john I know you're reading this thinking "hey that's me, how delightful" but no john you are wrong because Steven over there, yeah you Steven, is left out of this conversations and Well actually I just included Steven, that rascal, but a lot of people are looking maybe thinking as to why I didn't choose their name. Well here's the answer john and Steven. I like you Oh yeah back on topic. Kill virtual hookers and imagine it's like that movie gamer I never saw but everyone says it has girls with weird boobs. Still my official rating of GTA is Dope yo. Also yall were probably lost coming back to that hooker thing at the end cause I know I was, I wrote it before the john part and didn't care to tweak it to flow better. Care, consistency, and coordination is not my motto "That's what bungie said!" What the -blam!- did I just type.

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  • Don't mean to call out Deej and not even mention him in topic. But what do I care, I don't know him. For all we know he's just an updated version of cleverbot and fooled us all

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