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Edited by GoldenQuiksilver: 10/24/2014 10:09:13 AM
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Xur.... Now working for Walmart

He is fed up of recriminations and embargo's on his mid week black market sales elsewhere in the galaxy and has relented. You will just get run of the mill commercial stock offers now. He realised It's a numbers game and will only sell off market research and sales meeting minutes. Want that obscure but not exactly popular item? Forget it. Get your equivalent of Nike airforce 1's, Alpine stars gloves, North Face Jacket & Airsoft guns here. We can only hope a shrewd Agent swoops in with the under the counter gear n' guns sometime soon to expose Xur's commercial consumerist sellout ass. Xur sold out, where is our mom 'n pop independent black market seller? Light the beacon.... F**k Bonnie Tyler We do need another hero!
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  • Disclaimer. I've been informed by Xur that all reference to Walmart™ , Nike™, North Face™, Alpine Stars™ & Airsoft™ must contain™....... And a nudge in my cranial temple from a new suros says I have to add. ™ to Xúr™.

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