He's a guy who raps. People seem to enjoy his depressing music. He often surprises his fans with a non-depressing song. Typically boasting about his career or others. He considers himself a "Rap God" because he has been in the business for a very long time, can rap quite quickly, hasn't succumbed to crack or cocaine like all other rappers of his time, and is also white. As a person who used to listen to rap and is now a hater of it, Eminem is an emo and ruins the mood of a perfectly good day with his depressing music.

I think they're those chocolate coloured treats