[b]AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER:[/b]
"RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter.
We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 32-level Bold.
May all our Chests be Exotic and Radiant....full of Shards and Energy to Trade. Let us all max out our Guardians....in preparation for tomorrow's big day...
May our Icebreakers be keen on heads of those that Boom. May our Gjally's pack of wolves be inflamed and targeting be true. May our Swordbearers dance swiftly - slashing with sharpened glowing blades.... May the light be with you Guardians! OGC Legions gather en masse to dominate CROTA'S HARD RAID !!!!!
AMEN."
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Amen.
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I'm going to make my raid group say this later.
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ITS RAID DAY GUARDIANS!~!!!!! BOW YOUR HEAD - RAISE YOUR GHOST - AND ASK FOR RNGEEZUS GRACE!!!!
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Edited by CBOND2X07: 11/6/2014 8:03:53 PMMy sacrifice of my Hunter must have pleased RNGeezus. Raid Gloves for warlock - Finally can get to 30 now. Fatebringer. Mida Multi tool from Night Fall. Numerous Shards and Energy. Only the Chest Piece left for the Titan - or the Raid Helm - and I will have my second 30 as well.
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Thanks be to RNGeezus, and to RNOdin, blessed be his 20-sided beard. I finally got my raid boots!
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN! RAAAAAIIIIIIDDDDDDD DDDDDAAAAAAYYYYY! Bow your heads Guardians.......say the words ......be blessed with RNGeezus light and loot!
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As the clans all raised hands and repeated, amen. Don't forget to come back to the thread and tell the tales of your blessings!
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I made a Sacrifice to RNGeezus this week - I hope it helps..... I had all 3 classes....27 and higher on each..... Then it happened. After a dismal loot drop last week on another Hard Raid completion - that still didn't net me my Gauntlets to hit 30, or any Primary Raid Weapons.... on my beloved Warlock with 250 hours and 12 Raid completions under his belt... I snapped. But I took it out on my hunter. There was blood. So much blood. I stripped my exo hunter with the Terminator red eyes down to the most basic white Armor I could find. Knucklehead Radar - VOG Cloak....back up time breaker....put it all on the top shelf of my Vault. I took his weapons from him ....the Icebreaker. The Suros. The Thorn. All the tools of Decimation he wielded in the Crucible...ripped from his hands. All of the non raid armor - dismantled for shards. Then I held that X down - till he was no more. I sharded the -BLAM!- out of him.....and replaced him with a 2nd warlock....in the hopes that RNGeezus does not forsake this Warlock as he does my first one.
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Amen !
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Amen!
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I don't pray at all but I will tell of what the RNDevil has dropped in my warlock grips !
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-blam!- u RNGesus i can meke everyrhing at lvl 29 i don't need u. U abandoned me first so I say go fk u I can go forward without your random help.
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I need more goats to sacrifice!
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My raid gear fell off the edge with atheon :(
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*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* At so let it be, that all our efforts might be rewarded with glimmering loot that we might turn to vanquish our enemies. Let it be, that our squads hold strong, our strategies flawless in their execution that we might not keep our enemies from joining their downed brethren! Let it be, that our void-blessed rounds find home in the cold, hard shells of the Vex, be they of now, then or later. *Raises head* *Punches sky* RNGeesus, I thus beseech you! Let it be that our might knows no contention, our valor no equal, our Light no bounds; that we might persevere in the face of Time and UTTERLY DOMINATE THE VEX THREAT AND TAKE FROM THEM THE GLASS VAULT THAT DOTH NOT BE OWNED BY US BUT BY YOUR BLESSING WILL BECOME OUR BIRTHRIGHT! [b]LET THE MACHINES CRACK AND BOIL UNDER OUR BOOTS, THEIR LAST BREATHS FILL OUR CLOAKS AND THEIR DEATHS FUEL OUR LIGHT![/b] *Clasps hands* *Bows head* Amen
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Allah Ackbah!!!!!!
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ANDAH CANAH I GETAH AMENAH!
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PREACH BROTHER!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Pray to you mighty RNGesus!!!! Bless me with thy soul.
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Amen..
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Amen RNG
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I have not yet had the opportunity to run through the Vault in its entirety... But soon... Soon I shall enact these holy words, and pray that I be rewarded for my faith in RNGeezus... Amen!
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And all the clan folk sang...amen