Satan is the guy who gets all the bad shit dumped on him by God, and takes it with a smile on his face. He doesn't care if you're good or bad, he wants you in his kingdom. God is a rich -blam!- who only wants 1%ers in his crib and everybody who can't afford indulgences gets written away like the poor -blam!- they are. Satan only got permabanned from heaven cuz he got fed up with God's shit and wanted to start a new kingdom. Satan 4 Prez.