I was playing Clash on Blind Watch and my team and I were getting trounced. The two guys with me decided to RtO instead of finishing the match, which is whatever, but then the enemy team kept noob tubing me with rockets and tea-bagging me after. This happened twice and then I got a lightbulb! If these punks were going to act all tough because they know how to use a rocket [point and click derpyherp] then I was at least going to have some fun while I was obviously going to continually die. So I let my respawn timer tick all the way down, down until it forced me to respawn, and then my new game started. Lemmings: Not That Cliff! I ran towards the nearest edge of the map and started dancing. This notification appears to the enemy team so they start going crazy looking for me. I keep an eye on my radar and once one of them got close enough to almost see me, I'd walk off the edge and die. Then wait for the respawn to force me back up. Off to another ledge, more dancing, more suicides. As long as they didn't hit me with a bullet then the kill didn't count, it was a death by Architects. This went on for 5 minutes and I had the time of my life. One of the guys PMd me with "Are you so bad that you'd sacrifice your KD?" No. I'm so clever that I sacrificed EVERYONES' KD! Don't be rude and noob tube into tea bagging. So, fellow Guardians, if you're ever stuck in a situation where you need to complete Crucible matches for Rep or for Bounties, just remember that you can have fun too if you're obviously going to lose.