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Edited by veilsix: 10/18/2014 9:35:35 PM
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Confessions of a 29 Titan

1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played. 2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on. 3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask. 4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade. 5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues. 6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow. 7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission. 8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this. 9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated! 10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc. 11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :( 12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business. 13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up. 14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role. 15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time. 16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it. 17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it. 18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help. 19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus. 20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19. 21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu. 22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me. 23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head. 24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are. 25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus. 26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower. 27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened. 28. I don't think everything is as it seems. 29. I was a massive loot cave whore. 30. My laundry piles up more than it used to. 31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower. 32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :( 33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off. 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. 35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me. Feel free to add your own! EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :) EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!

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  • Confessions of a level 20 titan: 1: My favorite weapon of all time is the Khvostov 7G-02. It is the only weapon I use in multiplayer. I like to think that people glance up at the kill feed and wonder what the hell the Khvostov is, not realizing that it was the gun they dismantled 20 XP levels ago as soon as they got the Marshal A. 2: I still wear my lightmail (starting armor) into the Crucible and patrols. When the match starts and the quick little scene shows with all my different teammates looking extravagant in their Raid gear, I'm always off to the side, ironically the most uniquely-dressed individual in the match. 3: I actually still have the Sword of Crota. I never destroyed it, I keep it mounted on the wall inside of my Phaeton. My Ghost won't stop nagging me about it, but come on, the Princes are dead. It's not like Crota's just going to show up one day and...he isn't, is he? 4: I killed another Guardian once. It was an accident, but...I...I don't know. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had just stopped shooting, but...HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? I can't see through walls, but bullets can. They were everywhere, the Hive...I just pulled Hannibal's trigger and...closed my eyes. I don't even remember what happened, it was like the next minute, my teammates and I were standing over her body, and...her Ghost was dead, too. We never spoke about it, none of us. Not even our Ghosts...she's just another one of the missing, and it makes me wonder how many others ended this way... 5: I don't kill the Fallen because they are our enemies, I kill them because they are inferior. They are all inferior, all who have stood in the path of mankind's glorious journey through the stars to our inevitable godhood. Can you not feel it, my brothers? For we are the chosen people, my fellow Humans, all of us! We are fools to trust the Awoken and Vox, they cannot join us in the end, they must be cast off like the rest! Remember, to be non-human is to be subhuman! 6: I stole a case of paint spray guns from Eva Levante once. I immediately went to the hangar to customize my Phaeton. I sprayed "Ketch this, Draksis!" on each wing, and drew a picture of a Fallen Kell hanging by a noose from an apple tree. On my next trip to Venus, I was shot down by Fallen fighters and captured by ground forces. Brought before the Winter Kell, I figured he would kill me, but he just wanted to know why I spelled "catch" wrong on my ship. I explained the whole concept of puns to him, and he got the hang of it pretty quick. He really started to enjoy it later, and made a bunch of puns in the Fallen language that I totally didn't understand at all. The dregs were beside themselves with laughter, and when I left, he told me I should come back some time and we could chill again. Anyway, he's a pretty cool dude once you get to know him. 7:My unlucky number is zero. Every time I see it on my guns' ammo displays, they stop working.

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