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Edited by veilsix: 10/18/2014 9:35:35 PM
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Confessions of a 29 Titan

1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played. 2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on. 3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask. 4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade. 5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues. 6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow. 7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission. 8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this. 9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated! 10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc. 11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :( 12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business. 13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up. 14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role. 15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time. 16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it. 17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it. 18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help. 19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus. 20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19. 21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu. 22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me. 23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head. 24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are. 25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus. 26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower. 27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened. 28. I don't think everything is as it seems. 29. I was a massive loot cave whore. 30. My laundry piles up more than it used to. 31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower. 32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :( 33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off. 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. 35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me. Feel free to add your own! EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :) EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!

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  • So much LOL. So much. Nice. Confessions of a fellow 29 Titan. 1, I like jumping in the air and using my Shoulder Charge: the way he throws his knee out makes me think I'm Kevin Bacon in Footloose. True story. Do it. I do it a lot. 2, When a group of enemies begin shouting and squawking, I [u]always[/u] adopt a Mr. T voice and say "Quit yo' jibber-jabber fools" Before punching them. This used to amuse my fire team. Not so much these days. 3, I try to punch [u]every[/u] enemy - small, large, mob or boss - at least once. Always. 4, I like to rename everything. Sepiks Prime - Septic Bumhole. Spirit Bloom - Space Weed. Devil Walker - (for my fellow 30+ UK gamers) Roy Walker (Catchphrase) Complete with "Say what you see" dodgy Irish accent. I'm not sure which one, but one of the three dudes in the end boss fight is called Sol Campbell. No idea why. 5, The darkening sky and bassy boom of an incoming public event immediately takes me back to childhood, and the creepy music of an ice cream truck/van. But no matter what I'm doing, I run toward it. 6, During the Templar fight in VoG, when I stand in his teleport spot, I like to dance. Nothing beats having a dance where you're not supposed to. 7, In the tower, I prefer talking to Cayde. It's Nathan Fillion for f*cksakes. 8, I still call Wizards, Witches. 9, I often fantasize about murdering Shaxx, just because I want his lovely fur coat. But then I realize it's Lenny F*ckin' James and feel bad. 10, When doing the Archon Priest Strike on Venus, I [u]always[/u] sit in front of his chamber before he climbs out. Even on Nightfall. Because - oooh - danger. 11, I get a weird, perverse kick out of reviving teammates. I'll even go on death runs through enemies to do it. Stupid sometimes, but hey... 12, I always get a ridiculous kick out of running past an NPC in the tower to hear them casually drop "Hey, nice armour, Titan". 13, I feel sorry for the Gunsmith. What a SH*T job. 14, I have a deep sense of hatred for Harpies. Because Vault Of Glass. 15, When I find myself in a fire team where team mates have gone AFK, or are hiding during a strike because of the 'Don't Die' bounty, I usually end up singing Celine Dion's "All By Myself". Celine. Dion. 16, Yes, I admit it: I'm a slide-shotgun-melee whore. 17, During Control in the Crucible, I don't care about kills. I don't care about how many times I die. I care about capturing control points. Why? Because Lenny F*ckin' James sounds [u]so[/u] disappointed in me when we lose one. Anyway. The Things We Do...

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