Confessions of a 28 Titan with Raid boots and chatterwhite who looks like Captain Rex from Star Wars the Clone Wars. 1. Everyone else uses a scout rifle from across the map, yet I always have the last word. 2. When a sunsinger uses an almost instakill melee I respond with my shoulder. 3. I have Fist of Havoc'd in the face every strike boss on Weekly heroic lvl 28 for the kill. 4. I have punched every strike boss in the face and lived on the same difficulty. 5. When a Hunter accuses me of hopping I respond with that I am transversally moving by bounding. 6. If a warlock thinks they are smarter than me I respond by asking them to meet my little friend called my Invisible Hand. 7. When someone asks me if I can see the future I reply that I have an oracle made out of steel. 8. I have exploited the archon priest spot. 9. I went to the loot cave for a total of 10 hours. 10. My K/D ratio is 1.12. 11. I shoot Arc Bladers with my shotgun and stick them and laugh as they die. 12. On Nightfall I play YOLO which is why I've only completed two. 13. When I'm following a dude with no health I ask my friends to say Finish Him