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Confessions of a 29 Titan

1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played. 2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on. 3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask. 4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade. 5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues. 6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow. 7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission. 8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this. 9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated! 10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc. 11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :( 12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business. 13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up. 14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role. 15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time. 16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it. 17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it. 18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help. 19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus. 20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19. 21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu. 22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me. 23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head. 24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are. 25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus. 26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower. 27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened. 28. I don't think everything is as it seems. 29. I was a massive loot cave whore. 30. My laundry piles up more than it used to. 31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower. 32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :( 33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off. 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. 35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me. Feel free to add your own! EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :) EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!

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  • Awesome stuff Confessions of a 29 Male Human Titan 1. 251h 13m playtime since day 1. (not including 100+ in beta) I LOVE AND HATE DESTINY 2. CRYPTARCH WHORE RIGHT HERE. lvl 52 cryptarch. 3 Guaranteed highest grimoire in beta. 2015. currently 2250 4. just started my warlock class today 5. 3 places I can get up to in tower.. up the tree ( by gunsmith ) go on tarp. Up by the fan switch.. I can get on top of the pipes. and the speaker. I can get up to the wooden scaffolding above him >:) (beta glitch whore) but they all still work. 6.Leader of Ritual of War. aka CBTS (Calm Before the Storm) since Starhawk :) 7. Auto rifles make me smile :) especially when the whole team is using High RoF 8. Team rocket fests are fun. 9. SPARROW RACING YA!!!! 10. I am excessively verbal in PVP.. and I mean a sailor could not compete. 11. I love killing the same guy over and over. and I will pick one of you and kill you over and over. 12. If I cant kill you because of Lag/ Latency. I will curse the ground you walk on. And spam bad connection till you DIE, 13. Fusion rifle is a must in PVP. 14. Public events....... CANT....... STAY.....AWAY.... 15. lots of exotics... only one I bought from xur.. Suros. the rest I got from engrams or raid. 16. 3 legendary sparrows.. 1 time breaker. 1 with blue exhaust and 1 with green. Ok that's good for now I guess.. happy trails everyone :)

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  • Confessions of a 26 Titan 1. I lead groups of enemies to AFKers if they are within range, then bug out. 2. I have never intentionally bailed on a strike or mission halfway through. 3. I haven't used my Striker subclass since level 15. 4. This game keeps me up most nights because I have trouble stopping. 5. If I had control of my ship, during the loading screen I would ram other players simply because. 6. My ship is named "The Duck." I have no idea why. 7. I always hope that the other players in my fireteam have the same ships so that the loading screen looks like I have an escort. 8. I finally got my last legendary weapon today, completing my set. (It was a primary). 9. I will not bail on you if you request my help as long as it is within my power. If my connection goes bad (and my connection had problems way before this game), or if I see that there is no way for us to win, I will try to contact you to let you know why I suddenly disappeared.

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  • Confessions of a lvl 28 Hunter 1. I have given both my characters names and back stories 2. My hunters are brothers and hierarchy does apply 3. I will occasionally try to get zero kills and as many assists as I can in strikes. (This is fun because I'm usually leader in kills) 4. I run 2v2 soccer games at the tower down in Lord Shaxx hall 5. I save as many engrams as I can in my vault and inventory before I turn them in. The most at one time was 57!

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    • Confession of a 29 Titan 1. I still have the Khvostov-7G (aka the starter gun)

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      • Well I Also have random confessions :) 1. I feel as titan is the least picked class 2. The titan class is the worst when it comes to hard strikes or missions (I don't do raids, or the raid cause I'm not nearly geared enough for it) for its super is a close up melee kind of thing or a shield which is basically pointless especially since I don't have friends or other people who can do it with me :( 3. I feel jealous of people with exotic gear (and especially those who say its easy to get) and sit around sometimes and cry over the fact I don't have any exotic gear (not literally) 4. When playing an easy mission or just doing patrol I try and only melee kill every enemy 5. I don't play crucible very much and probably won't play it a lot till I got full exotic and legendary or full legendary 6. I feel as everyone gets full legendary and exotic in only a week whereas I just got my first legendary item today and I've been playing Destiny for about a total of 20 hours (not all at once of course) 7.I basically had my picture perfect titan when I was only about level 5 8. I feel as Destiny is such a good game despite the lack of story and other features that is really bad about the game 9. I always to seem to find a new enemy or enemy group to despise (ex. the vex) 10. I speak to the vendors sometimes like I'm having a conversation with them 11. I find the weekly strike to be impossible on the easiest difficulty (I'm level 23 in light and I have to do it solo cause no friends play destiny and the ones who do I never get to play with :( If you wan't to become a fried to play Destiny with I'd be happy to do it! I need help with the weekly strike and stuff, I play on a Xbox 360) 12. Whenever I do a post on Destiny I use at least 1 set of parentheses

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        • Confessions of a level 28 Hunter. 1. I enjoy the sound of Commander Zavala's voice a little too much. 2. I know the Queen secretly wants me. Her envoy told me. 3. I kept my hunter's scarf until he was well past level 20. 4. I accidentally dismantled my first piece of light level armor. I swear I thought I was holding down X to equip it... even as I watched the bar fill up. 5. Master Rahool sickens me. 6. I think Eva Levante is color blind. She keep telling me she'll have fresh stock tomorrow but she keeps putting out the same shaders. 7. I sometimes stick my head in those galaxy thingamabob globes by the Speaker. 8. The next episode of Hoarding: Buried Alive should star my vault in the tower. 9. I climb to the top of the tree in the tower, sit down, and AFK there. 10. I also like to climb on top of that shelf. The one sitting in it's own little corner above the entrance to the North side of the tower. 11. If I could actually sit on the couches in the Lounge near the Shipwright, I'd AFK there instead. 12. I often find myself standing in front of the large double doors that stand closed opposite the Speaker. I wonder constantly what's on the other side. 13. I flipped the -blam!- out when I found out you could activate the fan above of the Postmaster. 14. I wish I could throw the relic from the Vault of Glass like Captain America's shield. 15. I dislike Angry Cabals. They make for the most functionally annoying enemies. 16. I have two of each: Hawkmoon, Invective, Ice Breaker and I'll soon have another Bad JuJu pulse rifle. 17. Speaking of Exotics, I got my first for coming out at the bottom of my team in Crucible. I kinda love my Gjallahorn. 18. I got my second from a Legendary engram. The Plan C. 19. I've watched a Dreg empowered with Lightswitch run across my screen to my fireteam pal... and stab his face... while I did nothing :] 20. Often times, I'll run Crucible by going invisible with a shotgun and blasting people in the mouth. 21. I lost to a Gorgon in a staring contest... so I punched it in the eye. 22. I don't like pulse rifles. 23. I wish these doors had doorknobs. Peter seems to have trouble opening doors. 24. Cthulu freaked me the -blam!- out the first time he showed up at the tower. Then I realized he sold shiny things and now I'm like his needy girlfriend. 25. I'm Vanguard rank 6 cause its important... I told myself after realizing there's nothing up here. 26. I stopped at Crucible rank 5 because I found out there's nothing at rank 6. 27. Cryptarch rank 29 because WTF Rahool. 28. I pretend the city under the Traveler is a real city. Every MMO needs fake real city. 29. I often wonder why there's a huge gaping hole in the moon. In fact, I wonder about a lot of things in the universe of Destiny. Like where did the Speaker misplace the story. 30. I want the Stranger's subclass. 31. "Will it fly."

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          • Confessions of a Fellow Level 28 Titan #TeamTitan 1. The only reason for the I don't like using my defender subclass is the lack of shoulder charge 2. If I see an enemy on my radar in the crucible I will run into a wall in order to ready said shoulder charge 3. I read the grimmoire and feel a little ashamed of doing so every time 4. I wanted the Last Word based on nothing other than the information I read in the grimmoire 5. I sometimes wish I was a hunter so hand cannons wouldn't look so tiny in comparison to my hulkish frame 6. I decided to use auto rifles to fix this issue but yearn for the sweet, sweet lifestyle that is the #HandcannonMasterRace 7. I look at my self and constantly think about changing my current hairstyle and eye colour 8. I had hoped for cut scenes for "Queens Wraith" and "Iron Banner" 9. I use destinypublicevents.com 10. I have yet to beat the Vault of Glass but am too prideful to cheese Atheon 11. Punching things is strangely addictive (Palming and Knifing not included) 12. I long to bask in the glorious glow of "Chatterwhite" 13. I am an avid collector of poop coloured ships (with the exception of the "Outrageous Fortune") 14. I still think of my origins but have yet to express this feeling in a cut scene 15. I realised that my ghost couldn't solve all of my problems in the generic format of summon, hack, defend when I came across the raid 16. I wonder about what truly makes a female exo a female 17. I have seen a female exo dance once in my entire reincarnated lifetime and was in awe 18. I wish I could drop all of my glimmer and make a glimmer angel

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            • Level 28 hunter. Went out of my way to collect any gear I knew that had a wolf on it so it.could play along with my username "Vanguard-Lycan" Only got one confession to share atm And it's that I try my hardest to be agile

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            • Awesome thread! so refreshing to see something else than complaints :) So, Confessions of a lvl 28 Warlock. 1. I started as a warlock up to level 15, realized there was a subclass with swords, restarted as a bladedancer, got to level 25, played my warlock some more. Now I barely play my hunter, I can't seem to enjoy it as much as my warlock for some reasons. 2. I secretly want to play Titan, but never dare to for some reason. I think I have the feeling it will be my favorite class, but I don't want to be disappointed. 3. I was a total tool in Crucible at start, felt so handicaped with a pad playing a fps. Now I'm finally over 1k/d ratio and doesn't feel so useless anymore. 4. I feel like a total boss when I jump far over a player, float, then stop floating to drop myself on him and melee him. NINJA. 5. I often totally fail at that, land near the guy but can't see where he is and get shotgunned. 6. While I tend to be really good with my use of void bomb, I also have a record of totally failing, aiming allies, boxes, rocks, trees and myself. 7. I never had any exotic drop, ever. Bought my first 2 from Xur 2 weeks ago. I wish I could get the excitment to see one drop. 8. Got my first ever exotic bounty (thorn) this week. Never been so excited in this game. 9. My best ingame experience was at the very beginning when I started exploring the moon underground tunnels, discovering the Hive structures and feeling like a friggin adventurer. It was awesome. 10. Each time I land on the moon I think "God that's so cool, I'm on the moon" 11. I think the sparrow handling is the best part of this game. 12. I'm absolutely afraid to be useless in a group, so I postponed every strike until I was way over leveled to be sure I could pull it off. 13. I didn't dare try Nightfall yet because the talking /friend system on PSN feels like trying to cook with my feet compared to talking in a PC game. 14. I think I stoped playing bladedancer because everyone was whining about how OP it is. 15. I lie to myself and believe Destiny has an awesome story. 16. I keep goint to the speaker and hope he will give me some secret quest that will reveal more story. 17. I have a love-hate relationship with these forums. 18. I truely believe that the absence of loot-xplosion from bosses is one of the worst decision bungie made. 19. I loved Iron banner (yes... i know). it just felt like regular pvp, and i love regular pvp. 20. I bought 3 million-million shaders just to be sure all my toons will have it. I think it looks super badass. 21. Everytime I cross another guardian at the tower, I expect them to have better item than me, inspect them and realize I'm higher level than them. 22. I spend way too much time on my phone looking at the 3rd model of my warlock and thinking "Gosh that's so cool" 23. Sometimes I'm so bad with grenades that I amaze myself 24. Also sometimes I try to explain to my non-gamer GF why I get so excited when I got an exotic bounty. She smiles and then pats me on the head like a child. 25. I plan very often to play in a very productive way (do all bounties, strikes etc.) and end up running around the tower, speeding on my sparrow on mars and attacking random ennemies because they look suspicious. 26. I realllllly can't wait for my first exotic weapon. 27. One day I'll play a Titan, I swear!

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            • [b]Confessions of a 29 Hunter[/b] 1. I have always hated the golden gun. If you miss any shots it seems like you wasted it. 2. I feel like hunters are one of the most complained classes so I purposely set up for a arc blade in the middle of enemies. 3. I like to climb on everything. EVERYTHING! 4. Sometimes in pvp titans put up a bubble and dance at me mocking. I dance back then kill them. 5. Everybody was Kong Fu Fighting (not sure what the real title is) is my hunter's theme song. 6. I like to run left and right and in circles to watch my cape flow. 7. Before my group does raids while we are in the tower I "twerk" everyone in the tower. 8. My ghost is named Leroy Jenkins. 9. I have my own dialogue for everything that happens in the game running in my head. 10. I run through the parts that aren't so important in strikes like mini groups of enemies. My teammates will kill them anyways. 11. I can never farm, chest run or anything like that for more than 20 minutes without starting to point to nearby enemies like they saw my chest and want it. 12. When I play the crucible I like to stand in obvious places just to see how many people pass me by. (You guys need to start checking your surrounding) 13. I suck at everything but sniping on this game. Well not really suck but just don't play as well with any gun no matter the game type. 14. I put off eating to play sometimes. I'm down to 1 meal a day. 15. When I let my gf play I clean but step in all the time like I'm helping but actually I just want to play. 16. I was stuck at level 26 for a week after reaching it within 3 days of launch. 17. My first exotic was the Invective. I hated it at first but it's nice against wizards and people. 18. I'm addicted to cigarettes, like close to 10 cigs a day, I smoke 3-5 in a day if I play Destiny. 19. I only play with Europeans except for 2 people who are American. No idea how this happened. 20. When I'm not playing Destiny I'm watching shows wishing a titan would ground slam during the bad scenes. 21. Most of my time is spent dancing, climbing or twirling during Arc Blade. 22. Everyday I log on I wish for a update to go with the upcoming holiday. All in all I'm a pretty lame guy.

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              • level 28 warlock I confess that I quite often visit my dear friend SweepyBot in the passage to Tower North and just sit and chill. He is always to busy to talk, but he once told me that by Christmas he will have saved enough glimmer to buy his own sparrow and head to Venus for a long road trip. Also sitting and watching the city lights far below gives me a sense of purpose to my mission of alien genocide.

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              • Confessions of a 28 Hunter 1) I role play everything I do in the game in my head. 2)My warlock is my hunter's sister, and he has no clue how she is an awoken, and neither does she. 3)I have considerably cut down on smoking cigs because of this game. (from a pack-a-day, to like 4-5 a day) 4)I get pissed when people complain about this game, but yet they still play it. 5)Thats all I can think of. My boss told me to get back to work.

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              • 29 Titan: 1. Shoulder charge is my favorite move in the game. 2. In Iron Banner, I turned into a melee monster with 8 melee kills in a row, within 1 minute. Shoulder charge, flying knee and fist to the face. 3. I own Legendary pieces for my play style in crucible. 4. I started as a Warlock and dripped him after hitting level 25. Titan ever since.

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                • Confessions of a 27 hunter 1 I like standing by the ships in the hanger waving at people 2 I have never done nightfall or the vog 3 I still use a rare primary 4 my 5 year old daughter plays in the crucible for me 5 the only exotics I have I had to buy 6 I'm whipped so I have to ask my wife if I can play my game 7 I still try to get the purple ball into the tree 8 I enjoy dancing on the orange tarp in the tower 9 whenever I see a warlock my daughter yells use the force thinking they can hear her

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                  • People like you are why this game can still be fun even with the "minimal content." Thank you

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                  • Edited by Plain Jaine: 10/19/2014 11:45:46 PM
                    I forgot to add to mine that I also call the Shanks Claptrap and because of this I confuse myself when a mission tells me to kill Shanks because I forget that they are my Claptraps. And when I get board, instead of riding the sparrow I'll just "hop" across the map to when I need to go. When I get there and land I say, "Sup bitches! " in a high pitch tone. And then scream like a whiny baby if I start to get sniped (even if I'm not taking damage). All because I get board.

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                  • My ghost is named Bob and I berate him after everything he says. Example: "not to unsettle you, but I'm tracking the sword by the light of the guardians it's killed," says Bob. I respond, "not to unsettle you, Bob, but shut your f*cking wh*re mouth."

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                    • Edited by Ale Golem: 10/19/2014 3:58:16 AM
                      Confessions of a habitual reroller. 1. I've played the intro mission 12+ times and recite, along with Dinklebot, his lines word for word. Sometimes I feel he's not into it so I change my tone to fit the situation. 2. The highest character I deleted to start over was lvl 13. 3. I rerolled them because female Awoken have better hair options. 4. Most of my re-rolls are due to dissatisfaction with their haircut. 5. I've deleted characters because I didn't like the order they appeared on my menu. 6. I replayed a 2nd Warlock to lvl 4 because I was sad I got rid of my first Warlocks potential bond and wanted it back. Bought a class item engram, stored the potential bond and deleted the lvl 4 warlock. 7. I've wasted thousands in Glimmer on emblems, ships and shaders for characters that just got binned.

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                    • Best post ever. #25, I thought I was the only one. I die laughing every time.

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                    • You forgot the one where you still to this day still have your virginity.

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                      • Confessions of a 29 Titan 1. I yell "Tiger Knee!" when I shoulder charge someone in midair. 2. I like to stand on Venus and just gaze up at the sky watching the rain bead on my helm and the storm clouds drift by. 3. I'm extremely lucky and have received via RNG two Last Words, three Hawkmoons, and one Monte Carlo. 4. I collect legendary and exotic hand cannons for fun. 5. I like to overheat my legendary sparrow's engine and then drive it into others. I've killed both friends and enemies with it's explosion. 6. I actually don't like raiding but get invited constantly while I'm trying to relax on Venus patrol and eventually go. 7. I make patrols of walking slowly through the Tower. 8. I dance party in the bubble or fist of havoc lighting rave after a boss battle. 9. I miss the social aspect of the loot cave firing line. Destiny hasn't had a real social gathering spot in the field since. 10. I've pushed an afk Raid member in the Tower from the bounty board to the ship drop off point, and then off the Tower to his death. 11. I hate fusion rifles because shotguns have been nerfed two or three times while fusion rifles can still instant kill from 60 meters away with a half second charge. 12. I'm rank 3 in the Iron Banner and feel cheated that there was no rank higher. 13. I don't wanna talk. 14. I resent not being able to "tank" the boss. 15. I resent not being able to destroy enemy drop ships. 16. I resent being killed by bladedancers. 17. I disdain the use of Supers and avoid intelligence gear.

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                        • Confessions of a level 30 Hunter. 1. I talk the minimal amount to seem aloof and mysterious. 2. Whenever my raid team is focusing and being silent, I sing pop songs to life the mood. 3. As a Hunter I naturally hate Warlocks. Not sure why though. 4. Learned how to blink from a Warlock, but tell people that Warlocks stole blink from us Hunters. 5. I throw trip mines on enemies that run towards me and end up blowing myself up. 6. In raids I never volunteer for any of the special roles because I don't want that much responsibility. 7. I normally spend raid time trying to explore to points of non-interests. 8. I push people off with the relic shield when we camp on the pillars. 9. When I get seen by a Gorgon, I secretly go invisible then blame it on someone else. 10. Often times I wonder, "when did I get stuck leading a raid group?" 11. When I am placed on the middle sync plate at the beginning of the raid, I let my preatorians get aggroed by the other sides so that I don't have to waste ammo. 12. I always dance when reviving an ally. 13. I make "pew pew" sound effects when I shoot the ice breaker. 14. I turn AFKers into unicorns with my throwing knife. 15. I push AFKers off ledges while whispering "sa-cri-fice, sa-cri-fice" 16. I go mad with power when I hold the relic shouting, "Obey me or else will kill this entire team right now!" 17. I give people male private parts with my throwing knife. 18. I always end up burning myself with my incendiary grenade. 19. I hate Warlocks, but I always play with my friend who is a Warlock. 20. As an Exo, I find the Exo stranger attractive. Life gets lonely beyond the walls.

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                          • I play while "offline" when I just don't give a F

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                          • 28 TITAN: i read this entire post whilst singing: "USHERS Confessions" outloud

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                          • 23? I hate long hunter cloaks

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                          • Edited by GUSONEGUSONE: 10/19/2014 9:07:55 AM
                            Excellent post. Finally someone esle who 'gets' Destiny. Destiny is a lifestyle not a multiplayer FPS. "22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me." The most important rule and should be number 1. And jumping off the tower is strangely addictive...

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