A friend told me this story about a friend his dad had in college.
This friend of his was notorious for farting on people's lunch when they went somewhere. One day, this kid leaves his lunch to go to the bathroom. His dad's friend goes to do his thing. But he ended up taking a giant shit on the person's food. He walked away awkwardly, then the kid comes back from the bathroom to find his food covered in shit. He just left it there, didn't attempt to clean it up (who would try?). Laugh like crazy after that story is brought up.
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This one time, my friend and I were up on this store's roof having some drinks. My friend found this hatch while we were up there, so he tried openining it but it wouldn't budge. Five minutes later, the cops showed up because it triggerd a silent alarm. We both jumped off of the roof, but I landed weirdly and broke my ankle. I couldn't walk, so my friend carried me back to his car. He waited for the cops to leave before he pulled out of the parking lot and drove me to the hospital.