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10/7/2014 11:38:30 PM
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Hilarious stories you've heard?

A friend told me this story about a friend his dad had in college. This friend of his was notorious for farting on people's lunch when they went somewhere. One day, this kid leaves his lunch to go to the bathroom. His dad's friend goes to do his thing. But he ended up taking a giant shit on the person's food. He walked away awkwardly, then the kid comes back from the bathroom to find his food covered in shit. He just left it there, didn't attempt to clean it up (who would try?). Laugh like crazy after that story is brought up. What do you have?

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  • Alright so this one I had the honor of seeing myself. So our school does this kind of "Rally" event every year where every classroom has to pick a team name, color, mascot, etc. and competes against other classrooms (Teams) in games such as tug o' war, three foot races, stuff like that. Usually messy stuff. Anywho, about 10 of us guys were together at a friend's house, making our mascot, since you have to make one yourself. It was a carton of milk. Every team usually gets team T-Shirts to represent, and we had already ordered ours but were waiting for them to be delievered. For some reason which I don't remember, all 10 of us had to go to a meeting spot to meet the guy who would deliver the T-Shirts. So there we are, 10 guys walking in the street at about 8:00 PM, bored out of our minds when the guy wouldn't arrive. The average male teen mind is full of stupid ideas, so a couple of friends decided to go topless and run around in the park. Nothing really bad. However, another friend of mine, Kevin, decided to moon all passing cars. This in itself was hilarious, but I lost my shit when he whipped out his dick and started hopping around, flailing it like a helicopter. As he was doing this, a woman walked by, appearing out of nowhere, with her young daughter. I just -blam!-ing lost it. I laughed so much when I saw Kevin's face go from "Cheerfully flailing dick around" to "Oh shit, I just exposed my dick to a woman and her child", and tucking it back in as fast as he could. I'm surprised we didn't get the cops called on us.

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