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Edited by Dire Dragon:
10/5/2014 7:19:03 AM
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Kill Someone With Household Items
Be graphic and creative. Anything goes.
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[quote]Be graphic and creative. Anything goes.[/quote] Death by spatuala
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1 Reply"I'll kill you with my teacup."
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1 ReplyEdited by Funkbrotha10: 10/6/2014 8:51:50 PMShot in the head with a gun.
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Edited by MajorCrabs: 10/6/2014 8:58:51 PMMan Deadrising recipes are perfect for this thread. [url=http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140409154341/deadrising/images/8/88/Dead_rising_Super_Massager.png]Dildo+leafblower[/url] [url=http://www.pixcelation.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2553052-1170387926-dead-.jpg]lGems+Flahlight[/url]
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5 RepliesBleach. I call it the Amanda Todd.
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8 RepliesXbox, Snap neck! *gurgles drunkenly*
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Edited by Deleted235708: 10/6/2014 7:32:18 PMI choose a potato. It's too graphic to explain. But there is blood everywhere... and a lot of people died... and there's more then just blood and mutilated corpses.
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15 RepliesFirst, use a dull butter knife to cut your victim's Achilles tendon, that way, he can't run. Then brew a pot of coffee. Take said coffee, and proceed to pour it into their eyes. Then take a wire brush, and comb his face with it. THEN, take a phone charger and cut off circulation to his hands until they are good and black (that way you know they are non functional) Proceed to smashing his burnt scratched face in the oven door until unconsciousness. Tie him up with rope/duct tape. Wait until he wakes up, then pour drain-o and antifreeze down his throat. Tape his mouth shut, and watch the fun. Pop mentos in his mouth in case he hasn't brushed in a while. The end.
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1 ReplyEdited by The Gabe Newell: 10/6/2014 1:03:58 AMA spoon. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y Or stab somebody with an icicle... Murder weapon melts
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[quote]Be graphic[/quote] The rules forbid me.
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1 ReplyEveryone's too complicated, take your firstborn baby child, tire a rope around their leg turn them into a flail and beat the offending target to death.
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OP, I'd probably not kill anybody because I'm not violent >.<" [spoiler] Unless you legitly really piss me off somehow (which is rare) ...hope You're alright, dire. (>^ω^<)(=^.^=)(:◎)≡( ^^) _旦~~くコ:彡Ｃ:。ミ[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA rubber duck I shove it so far up their ass they die of orgasm
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I usually use a dual sided dildo.
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4 RepliesFreeze a baguette and beat someone to death with it then defrost and eat the evidence
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1 ReplyYou can pretty much kill anyone with anything... ...if you hit hard enough
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Easy: lamp Clean : electrical cord Efficient : blender
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1 ReplyStuffed baby seal. Smother them to death by cuteness
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(Note that as much as I love this game.. It's too funny to pass up.) Make them play destiny for 48 hours without sleep.
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6 RepliesEVERYONE STOP! PLEASE!
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6 RepliesUse throwing knives on my cousins. Oh wait...
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Salmon slap in the mother-blam!-ers face!
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1 ReplyNo. Can't I just make them a nice meal and send them on thier way? ...... .......... I'm one of the ones getting killed, aren't I?
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I don't feel like killing anyone today.
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switch the drain cleaner salts and the sugar. A few restaurants seem to have done just that recently.
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1-Make burrito shooter 2-Load with burritos 3-Shoot at someone 4-Kill that someone 5-??? 6-Profit
