>be me
>working at medical marijuana dispensary
>it's a surprisingly slow day
>about to step outside for a toke break
>then this guy walks in and stumbles up to the counter
>"hey man, can i buy some weed?"
>"you can't just buy it, sir. you need a prescription"
>"-blam!-"
>he leaves, comes back an hour later, and hands me a napkin
>it says "PRESCRIPTION 4 DANK ASS NUGZ"
>"BLAZE IT ALL DAY ERRY DAY AS NEEDED 4 ANXIETY"
>"#420"
>"LOVE, DR. BONG"
>seems legit
>i ask him how he blazes it
>to get dosage right, i need to know if he rips bongs, smokes Js, does dabs, or blazes blunts
>"i blaze blunts, -blam!-"
>"what kind? big-ass blunts or tiny little bitch blunts?"
>"MONSTER blunts"
>i'm impressed
>do a quick mental calculation
>monster blunts X all day X erry day = 10 pounds
>hand him a sack of OG kush and send him on his way
>later that day, boss calls me into his office
>he's super pissed
>"anon, did you seriously fill a prescription for 10 -blam!-ing pounds? you know you can only give out a month's worth at a time, right?"
>"i know, but his doctor said he needs to blaze it all day, erry day."
>"how does he blaze it?"
>"blunts, sir"
>"big-ass blunts or tiny little bitch blunts?"
>"MONSTER blunts, sir."
>"oh. very well then."
I love my job
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