A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was young man named Kimpy. He had dreams of travelling to other galaxies and exploring new planets, but lo and behold he was yet a youngling and it was very much illegal for him drive a space craft, let alone drive one. Kimpy was angry and impatient, years went by and still not old enough until his 18373764572562744726574366787643rd birthday, when he was finally at legal exploring age. He jumped right into his sleek AX-Wolf grade jump ship and blasted off into the unknown. He flew through thousands of miles of asteroids until he finally came upon a curious galaxy. He looked it up in his planetary index and was unable to find it. He landed cautiously on the planet, observing everything. After 2-3 hours of exploration he came upon a small shiny box. He picked it up slowly making sure not to make any sound. The box was metallic and made small clinking sounds like a clock, on one side there was a small blue button shining with light. Kimpy rejoiced! He had finally found his first piece of unique loot. He was anxious as to see what was inside. He pressed the button and suddenly a large amount of light poured out everywhere. Everything around him dissapeared and replaced the dull grey rocks with lush green forest and intricate temples. He looked down at the ground below him to see it had changed to grass. He then noticed it wasn't just the planet that changed, he had too. His old reptilian body had been replaced with a warm glowing blue inferno. It was then that he realised he had just discovered a god item. His levels were soaring up at amazing heights, every skill ever known was maxed and all his stats were at the top. He realised he was now a God over everything, and he would need to find the only other 6 Gods known, and then he'd have to find the unknown ones too... Kimpy now uses a satellite to transmit WiFi from Kepler 22B so he can scour forums for other Gods So my name on my home planet was Kimpy, and I took the 987 from the code on the back of my satellite and added it to the end :) TL;DR [spoiler]Alien becomes God and scours forums for other Gods, name comes from satellite[/spoiler]