...and my dog doesn't comprehend the function of a door. He's waiting for me to conjure my sacred people-magic and open that mysterious barrier he stares out of. And I want food. If I had people-magic, I would have food. Fück.
[spoiler]double fück.[/spoiler]
EDIT: I was eaten by coyotes while waiting for my bro. I am now the ghost that haunts the Flood.
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The sad part is that whenever I'm locked out I console myself with the fact that I'm connected to the wifi