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9/23/2014 1:02:20 AM
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What are some retarded arguments you've had to deal with?
Was at band today and some freshmen mellophone kid was trying to convince me that he's low brass. He's just trying to hang with the "cool kids" because the high brass/trumpet section is what you would call "not turnt". We have all the serious people with 3.8s and up. One of us has a 4.7.
So basically he's trying to argue with me like "I've been playing mellophone for 3 years I know what section I am." (Which isn't even true, he's been playing [i]Horn[/i] for three years)
And I said "And as your section leader and a brass player for 6 years, you're wrong. Stop trying to argue with me"
The problem is that all those idiots in the low brass are agreeing with him.
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PS2 v.s. Xbox, PS3 v.s. Xbox 360, Wii v.s. Wii U, PS4 v.s. Xbox One, PC v.s. Consoles.
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"Destiny is a game so I can talk about in #Gaming."
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I had to talk with this guy for half an hour just to convince him that Jesus' last name was not Christ. I brought in his history teacher and three other kids. I'm pretty sure he still doesn't get it.
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5 Replies"Weed is perfectly healthy and is a reliable source of medication; everyone should be allowed to smoke it recreationally"
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6 RepliesEdited by Gary: 9/23/2014 1:46:31 AMI spent an hour trying to tell this girl at work that WD-40 wouldn't rust the hinge on the door. She still doesn't believe me.
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22 RepliesAll the stupid people who are afraid to find out veganism is better be like: "Plants tho!"[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGirl gamers online... They annoy me with a passion. There was an instance on Halo 4 where I noticed that one of my teammates couldn't keep up very well in Neutral Flag. Sent the gamer a message: "Next time, you want to wait to have control of the area before you score the flag. Not pissing on you, just advice." Gamer replies: "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know. I'll do that next time." Me: "Its cool, takes some practice." Gamer: "Yea, I suck though cause I'm a girl." When I got this reply, it just pissed me off. -blam!-ing hell, probably bruised my head from facepalming so hard. I mean seriously?!? Do you want a -blam!-ing pity party or something? Me: "It doesn't matter. I'm a girl too. Just play the game and practice." Her: "Yea.. Gg! See ya!" P.S. I scored most points on this game. And at least she was nice about it but honestly though... The genitalia you have doesn't affect your hands or fingers and how you use them. [spoiler]Well, it kinda does if you know what I mean... ;)[/spoiler]
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My friend was texting this girl and he was guessing who the girl liked in my school. He guessed a name that was apparently the right guy and the convo stopped and he kept texting stuff like "so is it him!" "Is it!?!?" For a good 20min. After 20 minutes without her texting back, he texted the girls sister to clarify if it was that guy. Now I guess the girl didn't want her sister to know so she got mad at my friend for telling her sister even though he had no idea that he wasn't supposed to say anything. He wakes me up with a phone call saying he's freaking out because he's about to lose a friend he's had for a while. It was really stupid because the girl has "depression" and I don't think an 8th grader can get depression(keep in mind my friend is 17 like me and is friends with an 8th grader..). It was stupid because we argued for hours about whether or not she would accept his apology for telling the sister. I said yes she would because its just stupid teen bs that she'll get over in a day. He said no because he actually believes an 8th grader attention whore that she'll never talk to him. Turns out she talked to him just 5 minutes after we argued.
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So my friend is a big country, 'merica, fishing, hunting guy asking what I plan to do in college since he's going into the service, I tell I hope to end up in the astrophysics field, naturally he looks at me like I have 5 heads and asks what it is, so I'm explaining to him, using examples of you know, stuff that someone who likes astronomy and such, theoretical physics, yada yada, and he hits me with "you know all that stuff is fake right? Like we don't know that those planets out there are actually there, we've never been there" I was appalled lmfao after telling him about some of the ventures we have taken to the planets he assumed we've never touched, like the voyager, and he's just stubborn as a rock, won't budge with the whole it's not real To this day I don't know of he was just trolling me or actually thinks that way, and he's one of my good friends so we've had this argument multiple times
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7 RepliesSome kid claims that destiny will be great after patches and updates and claims because of that it should be a 8/10. I said that you cant review a game on the promise of whats to come. The kid claims you can. I tell him to just accept that bungie went a wall on this. He says that bungie will fix it. I tell him the base gameplay of the game fails and updates cant change that. He still says bungie shall fix it. I tell him to watch angry joe's review of it. He says he wont watch some random guy's review. But the little hypocrite he is sends me a link to some game site wich is tottaly unkown to the general public and is unreliable. The site says destiny is the best game ever made. I tell the kid the site is unreliable compared to ign. He tells me that every site is shit except the one he linked me to. I say to the kid that he isnt very bright. He says "you dont get it" As i said before you cant review a game on whats to come. His anwser always comes to this: Bungie shall fix it. You dont know what bungie has in plan. Ign and angry joe are unreliable. Bungie wont make us pay $ for story missions. Flood i ask you how retarded was that kid?
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5 RepliesEdited by Master Chief: 9/23/2014 2:27:04 AMSome phaggot in my engineering class ruined our fûcking paper tower because he blew all of the extra tape on making these retarded "support struts" to hold the tower up. When I told him why it wasn't going to work, he said: "I'm an engineer, or at least I know engineering procedures." He's talking to the guy who made a bridge out of toothpicks that took 12 textbooks to break it when the requirement was 1.
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1 Reply"Why won't you just cuddle with me, I like you a lot!" "Because your underage"
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I am actually having one in this very thread right now. [url]http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/70402014/0/0/1[/url]
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1 ReplyArguing with a desticle over me asking him politely to move his thread. The guy wouldn't even budge.
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"destiny related topics can't be talked about in offtopic or gaming, unless it is someone bashing destiny. then its ok."
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Sarah Palin wannabes who actually think that America is a Christian nation
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Im arguing with a guy on youtube who is saying that Christianity "invented the idea of sin..." or that religions were created to control the masses ( ok some were) and thus only they can control masses, ignoring things like totalitarianism or fascism.
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7 RepliesThis guy tried to tell me he was benching 190 when in 8th grade. -_- I just stared at him and his flabulous body.
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1 Reply"It's just a theory."
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Explaining what makes something an actual MMO as far as massive.
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[quote]but Its a Gaem[/quote]
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Any online topic where arguments turn to grammar debates... All too obvious these morons are trying to get an ego boost by trying to convince online ppl that they're "smart" -_- Losers will be losers Btw idc if u notice that i typed "ppl" lol Its stupid to type entire words through a phones keyboard. Txt terms ftw >:D
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This dude threatened my friend, saying he'd fine him in real life over xbox live because my friend was apparently hiding over the internet, so he told the dude he'd give him his addressed. Not sure how this happened, but the dude started freaking out and telling him to come find him then because my friends apparently some high tech Haxor. He also thought I said he was hiding because I told my friend he's not someone we know. This dude was a straight dumbass.
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2 RepliesThat, in an online setting, a forum, that correct use of nomenclature, spelling, and pronunciation are important to get a point across.
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8 Replies'You have to take maths to take physics on college, they tell you all the formulas you need in maths.' Guess whos doing physics without maths now BITCHES!!!
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2 RepliesA girl in my art class wouldn't believe that the titanic sunk.
