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9/18/2014 2:03:14 AM
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You Are President of the United States
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8 RepliesGive military power and decision making back to Congress. 2nd act, make political donations highly regulated to remove America's oligarchical status.
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2 RepliesNot going to happen, despite being an American citizen, I was born in Norway, I am not thirty-five years of age, and I've only been living in America for four of the fourteen years required and I have no intention in staying in America any longer than I have to. That being said, if I were suddenly eligible for the position, convinced enough Americans that I was the sort of person they would like to have a beer with, didn't withdraw from the running just from the stress of constant travel, or lose to another presidential candidate; I would resign and live the rest of my life on my ridiculous presidential pension. My first act as ex-president would be having my brother buy a bunch of fancy alcoholic beverages and drink the night away with my brother and father as we laugh about how the world narrowly avoided a nuclear holocaust.
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 9/18/2014 6:27:58 AMNo I'm not. Though if I was I would make porch day a national holiday.
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Get out of the middle east
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Put a bounty on whoever was the lead story writer for destiny.
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Increase funding for public education My second act would probably push a law through that prohibits presidents from having the ability to campaign for election. Third, I would try to improve the overall infrastructure of the US.
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Resign
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1 ReplyEdited by VerbotenMaschine: 9/18/2014 5:31:01 AMTax the rich, help the poor. Donald Trump in particular; that man would be living off ghetto food and food stamps when I'm done with that snide dickbag. And I mean the poor in [i]this[/i] country. Specifically humans. We've seen one-eyed dogs and skeletal black kids on TV, but we never see a white Vietnam veteran sitting outside a McDonald's with his dog, begging for coupons. This will change, too. Is it too late to add that the Electoral College needs to go the hell away?
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1 ReplyCan i resign?
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2 RepliesEdited by JayJ9Nine: 9/18/2014 3:30:08 AMQuit. You realize former presidents get paid for life? Financial worries begone.
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2 RepliesNuke Detroit, I'm not letting planet of the apes happen
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Go golfing
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1 ReplyLock up liberals
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2 Repliesisn't the popular thing to do to vacation?
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Ban feminisim
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1 ReplyQuit. No way I would want to do that job.
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1 ReplyNuke everybody then shout MURICA -blam!- YEA
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5 RepliesRemove the National Firearms act. Put pressure on Russia for interfering with Ukraine's sovereignty though attempt to approve relationships by doing what us to nations do best: -blam!-ing up people. If that doesn't work create a proxy war in Ukraine and find a way to limit Russia's resources. Lastly, approve A-10's usage against ISIS in Iraq and start using B2's and F-22's in the Syrian section
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Make every .gov page redirect to B.net.
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1 ReplyMake a post about it on the Flood.
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7 RepliesDissolve the union and declare war on Russia. At the same time. Just to ensure ultimate chaos.
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National No Pants Day
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2 RepliesActually make a threatening statement with full emotion towards ISIS at an US Air Force base with jets and helicopters flying overhead, make them shit their pants and cower in fear instead of sit back and laugh then continue what they do. Then go to Russia and go hunt some grizzly bears or something with Putin, become good friends with him and other leaders around the world.
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4 RepliesWell I am John Adams after all, so I'll talk to congress about budget spending so I can lower the taxes and get rid of this rising debt and I'll also work on getting a grasp of the money printing so we won't go in a depression again because of inflation. I'd also talk to congress about greener energy so we'll be ready when the cost of oil sky rockets ensuring a stable country and economy. Lower taxes will lower the living costs which will be giving people better lives and it'll also lower the debt. The control over printing money will stop inflation and greatly lower the chances of a depression. This will also lower taxes and will help the economy. [spoiler]This will be all up to congress to agree with me. If this doesn't go suit then I'll have to make executive orders.[/spoiler]
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No one is afraid of black guys anymore..... So sad. :(
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4 RepliesI write a letter about Illuminarti and commit seppuku. Chaos ensues.
