They announced this trip we're having and obviously we need to pick roommates and stuff. So this one girl said that we could share a room and have da sexy times. Unfortunately, there's a no male/female roommate policy. Today this girl painted my nails so later that day in band class I asked if I could be her roommate if I self identify as a woman. When he said no I made a speech about how I'm tired of cis gendered white men in a patriarchal society telling me who I am.
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Looks like they knew you'd try that, so they based the rules around sex rather than gender. Damn establishment.