Panic
Wonder if you're ready for this
Realize no, you're definitely not fūcking ready
Wonder if your parents felt the same way when they had you
Realize yes, yes they did
Relax
English
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My parents bought a house when I was born...for some reason I picture they're demeanor being like "eh, whatever, a baby, we researched an upstanding neighborhood and have a house contracted to be finished by the time he's born" nbd parents.