Don't be tricked by the Purple Ball! I once was! The Purple Ball isn't gonna guide us to power! It will guide us to Defeat! Everyone must gang up against the Purple Ball and follow the Soccer Ball! If you follow the purple ball you will end up looking like this! http://www.clevescene.com/binary/ebf3/1323786644-not-attractive.jpg Don't end up like that!
All Hail the Soccer Ball!
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