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Edited by bastage:
8/24/2014 4:23:19 AM
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Grab The Nearest Book And Turn To Page 45
The first sentence describes your sex life. Post your sentence and book ;)
[spoiler][quote]The scuffle behind her picked up as Lizzy moved the short distance to the rifle. -The Glory Field[/quote]
...not really sure about this one. Second half was a bit disturbing though.[/spoiler]
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4 Replies[i]When it came my turn, I drank, for I was thirsty, but did not touch the food, excitement and fatigue rendering me incapable of eating: I now saw, however, that it was a thin oaten cake, shared into fragments.[/i] ~Jane Eyre
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[quote]A ball player catches a ball 3.4s after throwing it vertically upward.[/quote] -My Physics textbook
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It looks good, I like it.
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9 RepliesEdited by silver43007: 8/27/2014 12:52:08 AM[quote]I hate my job[/quote] I got a bad feeling from this
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[i]She, drawing near me, spoke and thus she said: 'Are you so witless, stranger, and unnerved, or do you willingly give away, taking a pleasure in your pains?[/i] -The Odyssey
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 8/27/2014 5:43:51 PMThank you for this peter -Ender's game
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"I hate my job."
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Edited by LowIQPlayz3445: 8/26/2014 4:13:18 PMEdit because there was magazine I hadn't noticed. We're immersing players in more story moments as they're going through gameplay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Game informer magazine
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7 RepliesConfirmed iFunny user?
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Small amount, big fun. It's an add in the Quest magazine. Very appropriate so it seems. :/
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2 RepliesEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 8/26/2014 6:31:50 PM[quote]"It is a good idea to begin by examining this volcano."[/quote] [i]A Journey To The Center Of The Earth[/i] by Jules Verne What do you guys think?
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[i]And thus, was forever engraved in fire. It's walls, it's traveler-all turned to ashes when the prophecy was completed.[/i] Next sentence is better. [i]Go, deeper! Do not leave! The reward will only be beneficial![/i]
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2 Replies"It was called the rubble because that's what it had once been." - The cole protocol
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1 Reply"Why it must be because you have no other purpose but to plague me. How many times have I refused you?" ... Sounds about right.
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"A solar eclipse occurs when the moon moves in between the earth and the sun." I don't know how to feel about this.
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1 Reply"Preheat oven to 350 degrees."
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UCLA................90095
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[quote]Perhaps the most prominent is bioethics, which deals with ethical questions arising in the biological sciences and in the field of health care.[/quote]
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3 Replies[quote]Prior to jumping in to this exercise with both feet, it is strongly recommended that you read the remainder of this book. [/quote] [i]The Debian Administrator's Handbook[/i] Sounds naughty enough.
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"The academy taught me discipline, which is something I needed in my life"
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[quote]This is the often overlooked step in the interview process that can really separate you from the herd.[/quote] -[u]AMERICA AGAIN, re-becoming the greatness we never weren't[/u], by Stephen Colbert, I lol'd
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Dishon and Oholibamah daughter of Anah. Uhhhhhhh
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-blam!- all I have are Sears magazine! Oh well: Exquisite form EXQUISITE FORM tm firm bra. Machine wash.
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Edited by Slurpy Derperior: 8/25/2014 11:06:54 PMMeanwhile the interviews to find the Navajos for "special duty" was going on. -Code Talker Pretty good
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"Nobody can get ore any longer," said Boyle. -Atlas Shrugged O_O
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1 Reply'Charlie said that he wanted to be the biggest in the land' Wat da FUQ
