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Edited by FatherlyNick:
8/22/2014 1:58:18 PM
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Try your best to ask me out. (Over 150 replies! ♥)
I will either accept or reject and tell you why.
[b]Context:[/b] I am that [i]one[/i] person you always wanted to ask out. You are standing on my porch and you just rang the door bell.
Most used pick-up line so far - "eyy bbeh wan sum fuk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
It doesn't work on me, sorry.
PS: I'm a guy and this thread is made strictly for fun. In reality, I would never reject anyone. (͡ᕤ ͜ʖ ͡ᕦ)
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6 Replies"Hey, I was just in the neighbourhood and thought I recognised your car outside. Never realised you lived so close! Could I come in? It's pretty chilly out here and I lost my coat earlier. Ignore the muddy shoes, torn jeans, heavy breathing, police helicopter hovering above, eight squad cars behind me and the police dog gnawing at my ankles. Not sure why they're there." [i]This is the Police, you have ONE LAST CHANCE! Give yourself up or we WILL open fire![/i] "Hold that thought, could I borrow you for a moment?" I gently put my arm around you, pulling you close to me in a caring embrace. "NOBODY FUCKING MOVE, I HAVE A HOSTAGE!" I look to you and wink. "It's all just a game, babe. It's all just a game."
