Perfect Girlfriend: -Creatively Smart -Is more wise than she is book smart -Binge watches netflix (TV shows and Horror Films) -Sarcastic and Feisty -Likes to wrastle and tickle fight -Listens to my music (even though my music library is the shit) -Plays video games like a champ -Preferably shorter than 5 foot 7 inches (my mom fed me coffee as a child) *facepalm* -I love the way women look naturally, hair down, natural curls or straight hair, little too no make up, sweatpants and a tee shirt makes me want to snuggle in more than a dress. I feel like I ruin dresses from the amount of nuzzling I can produce. -Can eat spicy foods with me -Can cook food with me (im a chef/manager in a local pizza shop) -Most of the girls Ive dated, and think are attractive, have a rounder head, chubbier cheeks, with a small nose, and large eyes. -is 420 friendly but doesnt brag about it. -is a crazy cat lady that I can go crazy with and have it be all poetic.. lol (TLoUR) -Can skate/longboard or is willing to learn -Doesn't need/beg for my attention 24/7 and can be independent -someone loving, caring, and that is willing to make compromises. -someone who thinks that Sprite is [i]Clearly[/i] the best soda. (Pun intended) -She thinks about space and aliens as well as zombies and robots. -I just want a best friend -That is also my awesome video game babe I would need nothing else. Ever. In the history of ever. [spoiler]I'm cute too ladies, im told im quite a catch.[/spoiler]