After work today I had so much money I couldn't close my wallet all the way...
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Really?? *loads pistol*
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Yep. Went to walmart and bought a $38 dollar pair of non slip shoes for work. Paid in all ones.
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Ones? Are you a waiter or something? [spoiler]or a stripper?[/spoiler]
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Sonic Carhop.
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Oh that's cool. [spoiler]i was hoping you'd say stripper[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Im kinda both. Sometimes I bring out a special kind of foot long hot dog( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I LIKE TURTLES
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