*WARNING: GORE AND UNPLEASANT IMAGES AHEAD; READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* Me and my friend are messing around I'm running away from him He tries to kick my ass I put my hand behind my ass for protection He hits my hand Dislocates my pinkie in 3 places. I should have let him kick my ass =/ Aftermath: My pinkie is in severe inflammations and looks like a short Asian penoos. I had to go to school with my finger looking like a dick. Aftermath 2: My pinkie got back to normal within 3 weeks. It is still a little crooked in the first joint. Whenever someone lifts their foot to kick my ass, I punch them in the face. Now instead of showing people the middle finger, I show them my pinkie.