[quote]Ok everyone time for a fun topic! Like all great legends our Guardians needs Sponsors! For example: RedBull, Verizon, etc. I'm thinking my Guardian would be Sponsored by "Motts" because my guardian runs on Apple Juice! Hell Yeah! (And by Orbit Gum) This is a fun, comedic topic, in no way meant to be serious, so have fun and be creative! Who's gonna sponsor [b]your[/b] guardian?[/quote] Astroglide second only to nature personal lubricant and ex lax now specially dominated for fallen physiology! Also introducing new combine automatic release suppositories! The first two in one lubricant and stool softener that automatically releases a sufficient supply of Astroglide as soon as guardian presence is detected and exlax after a guardian leaves your zone! Astroglide Second Only to nature personal lubricant and exlax together we get you coming and going!