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Edited by bacon81: 7/23/2014 1:42:05 AM
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Unused Beta Code

So I upgraded to LE Destiny and got another code to redeem for the 3 beta codes. I already have the beta so theres no use in the code for me. So, whoever can tell me the funniest joke within 30 minutes that this post is published will get the code. go!

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  • So, theres a top secret mission that the (insert any name here) government needs done. They only want the very best man possible. So, after weeks of searching for the right soldier, they narrow it down to 3. Its now time for the interview: A) Highly recognized soldier of the united states marines, dozens of medals, saved hundreds of lives. The whole deal. The best of the best. He sits down with a general and the general asks 2 simple questions, "Do you love your wife?"....the soldier of course says "why yes of course." The genderal then asks "do you love your country".....without hesitation the soldier goes "yes sir! More than anything in the world" So the general puts a gun on the table and says "alright, for your country you will go into the next room and shoot your wife" Soldier gets up and goes into the next room...there she is, sitting in a chair. But he cant do it...he can only think of how much he loves her so he leaves and apologized that he wasnt the right man for the job B) Highly recognized British SAS trooper, has every medal known, proud man. The best of the best. Same situation. Same questions. Without hesitation the soldier grabs the gun and walks into the room with his wife. But sure enough, he couldnt do it. He loved her too much. He leaves and apologizes that he isnt the man they want. C) Highly recognized Australian Special Forces operator, all the medals, all the awards. Everything. The best of the best. Same scenario as usual. Same questions. So, the soldier picks up the gun and walks into the room with his wife. The general sits there for a moment before thinking he had failed and could never find the right man...then BANG! BANG! BANG! A smile small and nod were all the general could do, this was there man.....THUMP, SMASH, CRASH, THUMP. What? The general was alarmed...what had happened? The solder finally came out of the room and looked to the general rather frazzled and out of breath. ...."Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to use the chair!"

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