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Edited by Gatsby: 7/11/2014 11:00:08 PM
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I have a confession...

>Be me aged 12, living with an abusive auntie and uncle >We lived on an old farm, open fields and no animals >My uncle goes off one day and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Say's it bred with some old guys prized stallion >Auntie loves it for some reason because it's muddy and names it dirty, she was crazy like that >I liked being a countrysidefoman, open fields and riding horses >They turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding this horse we will beat the living shit out of you" >They meant it, they've done it before >Few days later I'm playing in the fields with an old tractor tire >Dirty is eating grass next to me >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside tire >Tire starts rolling (Field wasn't flat) >Can't stop >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin' >They hatin' >Patrolling >Trying to catch me riding dirty

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  • Edited by Fallen Hero: 7/13/2014 5:08:56 AM
    Late night shit post [spoiler](Six days, chick, six days) Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six days, chick, six days, Sly Instinct, you're on) Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to happen But I don't know what If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances You were just what this forum ordered I'm beginning to feel like a B.net mod, B.net mod All the OldFomans from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks these desticles are old enough to play M games on xbox, xbox? They said when it comes to shit post I come last , so call me Bobcast But for me to post like shit must be in my genes I got an assberger in my back pocket My banhammer'll go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that carpet ban rocket Made a living and a killing off it Ever since Achronos was still in office With Deej feeling on his nutsack It's my Destiny to still be as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Desticles, rhymes with testicle (All my shekels) This shibby, shibbity-shoe bop crew top You don't really wanna get into a pissing match With this raspy-crap Packing a snack in the back of the sac backpack map, crap, tap-tap, crackety-crack and at the exact same time I attempt these hysterical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that I'll still be able to break a mother-blam!-in' rule Over the back of the CoC and crack it in half[/spoiler]

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