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originally posted in: Where did you Lose Your Virginity?
7/12/2014 1:45:20 PM
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What's your mothers address again? *sips tea*
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  • Well when the doctor asked you where you caught the blue waffle disease thats destroying your genitals. You answered that questionaire remember? I typed it in below. Batch- " lady was so hot and smart. She had amazing genes and her offspring are such bad asses. I wanted my blood line to join hers. I didnt think it would rot my junk off" Doctor -" yes your -blam!-ed. What was her adress though? Because the oppurtunity to bang such a fine specimen of the human race, OutHouse's mom... Is worth having your junk rot off in the ensuing weeks. " *Batch gives adress of where he became a man.

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  • 1. You tried way too hard 2. You may have a crush on your mum 3. Your tears are delicious. *sips tea*

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  • awww. i thought i was really funny. I did try, but to be fair, was smoking a J on the porch and just chilling. But i did think i dun good.... WAHHHHHHH

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  • I was 12 once.

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