On my birthday in 2008 or 2009. My girlfriend (at the time) told me she loved me on my birthday and, since she was only willing to lose her virginity to someone she loved, I popped her cherry that night in her bed. I was -blam!-ed out of my mind on Vicodin so I was able to last for quite a while longer than she could was ready for. She couldn't walk the next day hahaha We broke up later that year. She has a girlfriend now and she got really, really fat.