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Whoop, there it is. Bump.
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Slam, Bam, thank you Ma'am. Bump.
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Ladies, are you ready to stop? Bump.
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Wassup, just feel the bass! Bump.
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Drop it, rock it, down the room. Bump.
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Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom! Bump.
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We got a real jam goin' down! Bump.
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Edited by ElitistNewb: 7/5/2014 10:12:52 AMParty people in the house! Bump.
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Bump.
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Does anyone even read the bump messages? Bump.
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I'm beginning to think I'm alone in this particular sub-thread. Someone love me.
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I once sucked a lemon through a tube between a dwarf's legs.
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Well, we don't seem to be losing members so I can only assume no one actually reads these things. Hello diary.
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Dear diary: there was a cute boy at work today. I wanted to talk to him but it was hard to work up the courage.
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I'm starving. Maybe we should recruit a chef or something. ...Now recruiting chefs.
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Chef position pending; I sent out an invitation to McDonald's. I hope to see them star side.
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Dear Diary: The people I work with are so mean to me. They tell me things like I'm useless, I find it funny that it's coming from a guy with a Miley Cyrus haircut.
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Edited by ElitistNewb: 7/8/2014 8:50:35 AMIf this thread somehow generates interest I'll be sure to include a picture of the guy sporting the Miley Cyrus hair. (With his permission, which I have.)
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Dear diary: third shift work is horrible; look for a new job.
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I'm concerned about your mental health.
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My imagination is finally talking back. I'm so happy that I'll no longer be alone.
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It's lonely in my head again...
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I'm starved again and McDonalds never returned my invite to Destiny.
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I'm really really... really ridiculously good looking.
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Pretty soon they will be reading our eugoogily!