[u]Here is a TL;DR[/u] OP saw a bird while walking his pet, OP gives it worms, and plays the role of vet. The bird can talk, says its name is Albatross. Weird? You bet. The whole Earth is one big organism (This wacko might need an exorcism) The bird gets bigger, meets a girl Then he decides to start poopin on cars (This guy is definitely from Mars) City Hall bans the bird to India OP misses him, The End