You guys, there's dozens upon dozens of snails sliming their way all over my front yard. It's absurd and disgusting because I have to be careful when I take my dog outside in the night.
They're everywhere and I can't seem to stop them. I just want to buy a big ass bag of salt and dump it all over the god damn place but my mom said that it'll be harmful to the plants and shit.
So what do?
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They're not snails silly. They're clearly Mexicans.
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Edited by Trevelyan: 6/25/2014 9:07:04 PMBuy several mini Covenant Super-Carriers and glass the front yard.
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Mute them. Use the tools given to you!
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Make a line of salt. It will also ward off ghosts.
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EMP everyone knows snails are cyborgs...
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You PvZ that bitch!
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Ummmm..... Go buy some snail pellets stupid.
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I think you need a bug a salt shotgun
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Put in a birdbath and/or some bird houses. The birds will eat the snails.
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Did they make it to the porch, yet? It doesn't concern the Flood until then.
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Put a line of salt all the way around your house. It'll be a force field. [spoiler]totally not spiderwick reference[/spoiler]
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Snails are cool tho
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Put out a line of open beer bottles every night. Shit tons of em will drown themselves.
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Nuke them, Nuke ALL of them!
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Edited by THE NEWTY: 6/25/2014 12:45:52 PMJust call in the flood.
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Kill it with fire!
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What's wrong with snails?
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Since there have been recent bad storms in my area everybodys front lawns are being invaded by millipedes. FML
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Just put salt down. Invasion canceled
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>Buy flamethrower >Burn EVERYTHING