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Edited by RangerRick11:
2/10/2015 5:42:53 PM
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Flood, I have a serious question for you.
There you are, sitting in a room eating some cheese puffs. You start to hear this noise. It pierces your ears driving you to the point of insanity. It isn't so much the noise that drives you insane, but rather it is the fact that you don't know where it is coming from. It's like a mosquito flying around you in the dark. You hear it, but can't see it. "What is it?", you ask.
It's a cricket. Yes. It's that cricket that is chirping away in the silence of your mind.
So Flood, my question is this, how do you locate this creature of mayhem?
Tell me. I live to know the answer to this question.
Bonus question:
Upon locating this cricket, what do you choose to do with it?
I need your almighty knowledge of the cricket hunt.
EDIT: You people and your necro bumps. Stahp. Oh well, since you bumped it, I might as well continue it.
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1 Replyburn it, burn it all
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3 RepliesI realize that it's just a cricket, and crickets are a part of nature that will always be there. Realizing the futility of being angry about it any longer, I find something more productive to do with my free time, like play videogames.
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2 RepliesFly into space Activate halo rings Problem solved
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1 ReplyEdited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 6/22/2014 5:32:16 PMI find the cricket sitting next to me. I chirp with it. I'm also a cricket.
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1 ReplyUse incense to make it feel dizzy, it will start to sound more rough and you can tell where its coming. After finding it use its body as a vessel for spirits to travel to the other world.
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1 ReplyNuke the country the cricket shall die
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1 ReplyJust chew faster, louder you won't hear a thing.
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1 ReplySimply put cheese puffs in your lap and wait for the cricket to come investigate. With your sudden blindness your hearing will heighten and you will notice when a cheese puff is messed with. You will then promptly grab the cricket and quickly realise that you made a very bad mistake when you hear the odd crunch.
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1 ReplyI have one too. So basically a lightning bolt is just a ton of electricity rushing down to earth, what will happen when you EMP a lightning strike?
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1 ReplyWhy would I be eating cheese puffs?
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1 Reply[i] [/i]
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Spidery sense
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1 ReplyLol you're -blam!-ed.
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Furst I well anleesh mah faroshus donasurs, and dey well detroy da crucpet!
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Set off a nuke. That'll teach the fucker.
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UNLEASH the lizards!
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1 ReplyYou don't have a cricket radar?
