Damn. I'm such a beta. After scrolling through about 50 contacts, only five of them are guys.
What the hell am I doing wrong? The only girl that has my number is (our) mom.
Oh and:
InB4OPcan'twhatever
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Look at that alpha jawline. OP wishes he had such a godly tier facial structure.