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originally posted in:Officer Nastys Deputies
5/30/2014 1:21:14 PM
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I am the supreme gentlemen, but females still retain their sex from me and give it to assholes instead.
plz help
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This^^
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You need to train your fedora up to level 5, that's when you can start courting females. It sounds like you only have a level 1 fedora.
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how to upgrade fedora pl0x?
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Edited by FatherlyNick: 5/30/2014 5:24:42 PMYou need to collect 420 fedora points. You collect points by: watching MLP, not shaving for a month, not showering for a week, telling girls that you would eat a full English breakfast out of their vajinas (this earns you a fedora point multiplier; all consecutive fedora points are doubled; you can stack the multiplier), eating only pizza with diet coke for a week, trying to prove to people who go to the gym that you are better than them because you don't.
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You must obtain euphoria through actions such as arguing with religious people on the internet, growing a neckbeard, and never showering.
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You need to beat the Trials of Euphoria.
