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5/27/2014 1:28:54 AM
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"STOP RIGHT THERE, VIRGIN SCUM!"
"I pulled you over for going 26 in a 25, I'll need to see you license, registration and proof of unvirginity please."
What do you do?
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I say "I was on my way to fix that, actually."
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touch the cops wienor and shout raype
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1 Reply"Sir what the -blam!- do you have on your sunglasses?"
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Bang him.
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*shows my texts and nudes* *drives off*
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Call officer beta and speed away...
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You did not violate my mother!
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"His virginity level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!"
