I can't keep it because my family has too many other people from #Density. It is an idiotic 12 year old that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been attempting to communicate with it (but it's devolved mind can't understand anything I say) and got it some cheerios, and we are keeping it in the trash can where it belongs. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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THIS IS TREASON. HE IS NO PORCH EMPEROR. THERE IS ONLY OUR PORCH LIRD. OUR ONE TRUE PORCH AND SAVIOR. BURN OP FOR HIS TREASON AND DECEPTION.