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Edited by abba61: 4/29/2014 11:41:37 PM
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If you woke up and you were married...

...what would you do? You have two good kids (do their homework, get good grades, look up to you, are athletic, etc.), one girl and one boy. Your spouse is devoted to you and she has a well paying job and is your "type". It's 7:30 AM and you don't have to be at work until 9:00, your work is well paying and, while not your perfect fit, you enjoy it. You live in a upper middle class neighborhood in a good house. You have a nice car (nothing too fancy). You are the American ideal of a nuclear family. How would you deal with this? Note: Sorry to anybody who is married already and/or has children.

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  • I would check my pants to see the handy pistol I keep with me is there. If it is I will grab my car and crash it into the police station which I correctly assumed was the site of an evil experiment where people switching others through portals. I will proceed to kill everyone with my revolver all the while wondering how I am still shooting a 6 shooter. I will then exit through the nearby portal and hope to god it sends me to my house. I will do what it takes.

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