I'd rent an inflatable boxing ring for the party, and host cage matches. "Two betas enter, one alpha leaves!" I hear myself chanting.
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Would take part.
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We would have duels with pool noodles
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I don't think you understand who you're dealing with. I am a master noodleman. Nobody escapes m styrofoamy wrath. It wouldn't be fair
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Two betas enter, one slightly less beta leaves.
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