PREPARE FOR PRIVILEGE CHECKER V3.5 WARNING, FLOODIANS. You are privileged if ANY of the following apply to you: - White - Born in an English speaking nation - Born in a first world nation - Born into anything but absolute poverty - Cis gender - Your gender can be described in less than a 3000 word essay - Heterosecksual - Homosecksual - Your secksual orientation is recognised by more than 0.5% of the general population - You have enough fingers to pick up objects with your hand - You don't get violated once every ten seconds by the Patriarchy - You are not a member of AT LEAST eight support groups - You do not contribute to Social Justice tumblr campaigns. - You have blue eyes. - You have green eyes. - You have hazel eyes. - You have gray eyes. You are all privileged cis-hetero scum Burn for eternity