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Edited by abba61:
4/29/2014 11:41:37 PM
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If you woke up and you were married...
...what would you do? You have two good kids (do their homework, get good grades, look up to you, are athletic, etc.), one girl and one boy. Your spouse is devoted to you and she has a well paying job and is your "type". It's 7:30 AM and you don't have to be at work until 9:00, your work is well paying and, while not your perfect fit, you enjoy it. You live in a upper middle class neighborhood in a good house. You have a nice car (nothing too fancy). You are the American ideal of a nuclear family. How would you deal with this?
Note: Sorry to anybody who is married already and/or has children.
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Found you baby
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1 ReplyUR mum
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1 ReplyAin't nobody got tiem for dat.
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2 RepliesIf she was my "type", i would've told her straight up that i don't remember s**t and i need her to tell me how it all happened, what her and the kids name's are, and that i'm really sorry i don't remember...and she would understand, and tell me all i asked.
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1 ReplyProbably screaming in a Patrick-like voice, "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?" Seriously though, it depends. Would I wake up with the memory that I was not this person a night ago? I would try to find out who I am and adjust myself into the new life.
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1 ReplyI'd assume I had just suffered some sort of horrible life-altering amnesia or something and try to piece my life together.
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1 ReplyI would check my pants to see the handy pistol I keep with me is there. If it is I will grab my car and crash it into the police station which I correctly assumed was the site of an evil experiment where people switching others through portals. I will proceed to kill everyone with my revolver all the while wondering how I am still shooting a 6 shooter. I will then exit through the nearby portal and hope to god it sends me to my house. I will do what it takes.
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2 RepliesBEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) I wake up to the sounds of my loving daughter, Baby Entity, crying in the next room and my beautiful wife sleeping next to me. If I woke up married to another, I would not be so happy. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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1 Replysexy time
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1 ReplyLoads shotgun*
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1 ReplyRun and scream
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1 ReplyI wake up married everyday, it's awesome
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2 RepliesKick the bitch out but maintain a functional, albeit nonsexual and emotionally dead, relationship with my husband for the sake of the kids. But if he wants to divorce, so be it.
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2 RepliesCool. Everything worked out well. Do I live near a nice golf course? Has Destiny been released? Did it live up to expectations? What is my approximate income?
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5 Replies[b]I WOULD POOP THE BED[/b]
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5 RepliesEdited by Turtlenomad: 5/1/2014 11:27:46 PM[quote]You are the American ideal of a nuclear family.[/quote] Sounds a bit too [i]hazardous[/i] to me. [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI would proceed to use a sharp object and rip off my wifes face. I would then see that (as I suspected) she is a robot. using her robot arms, I would do some helicopter thing spin attack, taking out the kids. using my car I would attempt to drive out of the city. Seeing it would be blocked off by guardbots I would wear the fembot face I originally tore off as a disguise to get past. this would let me escape the fake town and thus start my rampage on the robots to save humanity (and play video games) -Fin
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2 RepliesWork towards more money and divorce the wife.
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1 ReplyI would tell my kids to stop being athletic, it's gross.
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