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3/21/2014 3:41:52 AM
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Which Hand Do You Use When You Urinate ?

One-Handed

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"Look Ma, No Hands!"

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Squat

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Just curious, what setup do you go for when nature calls? Personally I go for two, better aim.

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  • No hands approach is a no go for me. I have a 90 degree upward aim that would cause me to pee all over the wall even if completely flaccid. This is a huge problem for me given that in the morning I like to do everything in the dark. I shower in the dark. I get halfway dressed in the dark. I eat in the dark. If the light turns on too early I die. I have to twist to pee downwards but I have to get the right amount of twist or we are going to be firing at the wrong thing. So here are my options. Pee on the floor until the splash sound starts and then hope that I didn't go on any of my work clothes or wiz in the shower and hope that I miss the soap dish.

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