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It's just the character he is. He's a effing sponge and always craves attention. Also, he loves everyone around him, even if they don’t exactly love him back.
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All them holes man
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Have you seen how he looks at squidward?
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And what about that episode where him and Patrick have a baby?
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They technically raise a baby scallop, they don't have intercourse like you think they do.