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I would probably lure him in deeper into my room with my box of cookies next to me, and when his fat self is least expecting it, kick his shins so that he falls over. Then I'd look at him and laugh.
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Tell OP to take off the suit.
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> dumbfounded look > run opposite direction > run back with blunt weapon > showdown of the day > fatty grabs love handles and spins > disgusted > slap his fat > mushroom cloud
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Spray him with fat-people repellent spray.
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Arrest it for tresspassing
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Edited by Alphy : 1/17/2014 6:28:20 AMHe'd crush and kill me. I would probably try to get the hell out, I don't wanna get killed by being sat on. <_<
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What Bloo said.
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Spray can + matches. I don't care if it explodes in my hand, the abomination must be cleansed with fire!
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Summon Shrek on him. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Jump out the window, and run away. There is no way he'll be able to catch up.
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I see Aladdin on that shelf!
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I'd round house kick it. If that didn't kill it and it tried to get up, I'd probably stab it.
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I'd tear apart every shred of his existence. May the world never have to remember what was.
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Titty twist IT and then kill it with fire
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I would ask what a manatee was doing out of the water.
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Make it regret setting foot into my domain. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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Demmit I left a cupcake in my closet again didn't I. Well time to get the bug spray.
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Wonder how the -blam!- he found a Venom suit that fit him.
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Teach him to arise.
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I'd stab it with my buck knife.
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Roll up a magazine and do to him what I do to little bugs.
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Scream.
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Mobi
A Just Fate for Fools. - old
Probably call the police.