I'm brit tush I said I'm brit tush Now raise ya mutha -blam!-in crumpets in the air Like ya don't give uh care Livin in uh nanny state Which is great, but that doesn't help me get uh date I got an ugly uncircumsized dick and once showed it to an american girl it made her sick She called my willy, silly Said she prefered her ex's, Billy She left, just like that I don't care I said She was fat and looked like a rat Who cares what she says about my wanker She's lucky I didn't spank her She was fangle toothed just like the rest But to us brits, that's the best Yeah I'm brit tush Yeah yeah I'm brit tush