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12/6/2013 8:38:46 AM
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Didn't Recon also have an article that stated the smaller a man's genitalia is, the better parents they would be?
Honestly, I'd rather stick with my average penis and be an average father in the future rather than have a big penis and slap my kids around with it in the future.
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Hey that's the great thing about being well endowed while raising kids. Your kids will automatically be obedient and never do any bad, because they know who's in charge. All you have to do is walk around naked and they will forever respect and fear you, and your giant schlong.
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>implying you wouldn't want to slap disobedient children around with your massive cock.
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Manual labor does wonders for setting people straight.
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So do cock slaps. Slap your future children with your cock and they'll obey you forever.
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Yeah, but I'm not looking to be a member of NAMBLA anytime soon.
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>implying you don't want to experience the love and passion that can only be felt between an older man and a young boy
